Just so you can see how thoroughly tongue-in-cheek that song was, I'm giving you the final two verses:
I want my hand on the wheel of fortune
I want my lottery numbers to match
Some people out there are screatching and winning--
I just scratch and scratch and scratch.
I want the body of an Olympic athlete:
the mighty arms and the powerful thighs,
flexibility and aerobic fitness
without doing any exercise.
I want a job full or gratification
that pays a six-digit salary:
something exciting with status and power
but no responsibility.
I want a mate full of wisdom and beauty
a heart of gold and a PHD
I want a woman who is total perfection
but doesn't notice any faults in me.