Here we see a nice, kid-friendly t-shirt. Bright, with a child and a clown, and a balloon, even. Seems innocuous, even whimsical. Wrong. It is a shirt of menace. It's the balloon, you see. Mia loves it. Mia is convinced that no snuggle with Mary is completed without taking due note of the "boon!" Due note includes a few pokes at it with an astonishingly sharp finger. Picture, for a moment if you will, over just exactly what part of my anatomy that damned balloon lays. Ouch.