That'd be "Goodness Gracious", right?
Conversation overheard today between two boys, who, in the interests of security, will be called "boy 1" and "boy 2". Boy 1: I heard Santa Claus in the middle of the night last night. Boy 2: Was he snoring? 1: No he was going "ho, ho, ho". 2: Why? 1: Because that's what Santa Claus does. He says 'Ho, ho, ho'." 2: He doesn't sleep? 1: No, because he is busy makin' toys for us. 2: Well, he gots to sleep sometimes. 1: No, he doesn't. 2: Well. Jesus Muffy.