Friday, December 02, 2005

Oooo...He said THAT word

Arthur and Darcy play amidst gales of laughter. Darcy: You're a poo-poo! (BWAH-hahahah) Arthur: No, YOU're a poo-poo! Darcy: No, YOU'RE a poo-poo! Arthur: No, YOU'RE a poo-poo! . . . . minutes pass, the game continues... . . poo-poo poo-poo-poo-poo poo-poo-poopety-poo poo.poo poop . . .....BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... . . . Darcy: No, YOU'RE a poo-poo! Arthur: No, I'm not, 'cuz poo goes inna toilet. Darcy: You're a poo-poo toilet! Arthur: Mary! Mary, Darcy said toilet!!!


Blogger Anon said...

I hope they were suitable punished for saying such a naught and horrible word!!

12/02/2005 08:37:00 a.m.  
Blogger Anon said...


naught, should have been naughty.

12/02/2005 08:38:00 a.m.  
Blogger Mary P. said...


Yes, they are hereby required to clean said toilet.

12/02/2005 08:41:00 a.m.  
Blogger McSwain said...

And somewhere there's a little kid in me who has a really hard time not giggling when I hear the other little kids do this. Why is poo so funny?

12/02/2005 11:53:00 a.m.  
Blogger Candace said...

I'm using "Pants!!" as my swear word of choice from now on.

It's so sublimely ridiculous!

12/02/2005 12:13:00 p.m.  
Blogger LoryKC said...

Must be universal.
Mine stopped for a brief second when I tried to join in with the tune from the old Dr. Pepper commercials but my young ones were not amused.

12/02/2005 12:19:00 p.m.  
Blogger Mary P. said...

Cheryl: Well, then, I have JUST the job for YOU!! Next time I need a couple of days off, I'll give you a call, how's that?

Candace: I dunno. Is it a swear word?

I was wondering if it was something like "jinx", or, as the kids round here say it, "Pepsi jinx" - that thing you do when two people say the same thing at the same moment. (Or as we adults do it: a quick punch on the upper arm and "You owe me a beer".)

Sublimely ridiculous it is, though. Help us out here, Si: what on earth does it mean, when it's not an article of clothing?

Lory: ... as in "I'm a pooper, you're a pooper, wouldn't you like to be a pooper, too?" LOL

12/02/2005 12:34:00 p.m.  
Blogger kimmyk said...

I am soo lovin the word Pants!


I learn the best swear words from reading your comments and blog Mary I hope you know that.

What the heck was it that Mia said though? Who said that last one?

12/02/2005 01:05:00 p.m.  
Blogger kimmyk said...

Jesus Muffy---that's what it was.

Jesus Muffy and Pants.....lmaooo.

12/02/2005 01:07:00 p.m.  
Blogger Mary P. said...

Kimmyk: It's nice to know I'm making a difference in the world! Jesus Muffy, you're right - but it was Darcy.

12/02/2005 02:13:00 p.m.  
Blogger Anon said...


Pants = Crap or Sh1t.

But sounds a whole lot nicer. Must be a brit thing ;-)

12/02/2005 06:26:00 p.m.  
Blogger Mary P. said...

It must be indeed. Why "pants", I wonder? Why not "shirts" or "knickers"?? (Knickers: I've always loved that word. It's second only to "wanker" as the funniest Brit-ism ever coined!) Just hearing it makes me laugh! But it is YOUR language after all - if you can't make it your own, nobody can!

12/02/2005 11:10:00 p.m.  
Blogger Anon said...

Knickers doesn't flow as easily of the tongue as pants*. Now i'm wondering if you've heard the word "twat" before? As in:

That was pants, you daft twat!

* I would just like to confirm these are metaphorical terms, I have never had any pants or knickers in my mouth :-|

12/03/2005 03:45:00 a.m.  

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