The Adventures of Nigel, first canto
George and Darcy are sitting on the piano bench, "reading" the music on the stand. George runs his finger along the staff, following along as they sing. The tune is a fairly high-pitched monotone, the rhythm very avant garde, the key signature variable, the song wends along for page after page and minute after minute...and the lyrics?
"...Baby Nigel's mummy and daddy came back, oh, they came back, they came back and they taked baby Nigel home...And Baby Nigel was pooing at the market, and he got a present, he got a present, and then he had to go to the hospital because he brained himself with the present and it was some ABC puzzles...and they said at the hospital and Nigel's mummy and daddy said to the nurse 'Nigel brained himself right on his head with the ABC puzzle'...And the sun came out..."