Monday, March 06, 2006

You Didn't Want to Know This, Dads...

...but when your son's caregiver, who has changed many, many baby boys and has some basis of comparison, catches sight, while changing a diaper or assisting on the toilet, of the smallest penis she's ever seen on a small child, she does wonder about the paternal version...

15 Comments:

Blogger Queen Bee said...

Guy1: It's from the mom's side.

Guy2: It's still growing. Give it some time.

Guy3: It's reverse theory; from the smallest comes the biggest, while from the biggest comes the smallest.

3/07/2006 12:55:00 AM  
Blogger Anon said...

LOL,

Now you'll have to get close up and personal to prove this theory :-)

3/07/2006 03:48:00 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

Oh geez! That's SO funny!

I have this friend who has a son and let's just say that, in comparison to another boy (who may or may not be related to me), he's NOT well-endowed. My friend, however, has made numerous comments to me on what appears to her to be a "good size".

Makes me wonder about Mr. Friend.

3/07/2006 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's mean.

3/07/2006 11:04:00 AM  
Blogger ieatcrayonz said...

Oh no you didn't just go there.

Okay, I'd wonder too.

3/07/2006 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger Mary P. said...

QueenBee: Could be any or all of the above.

Si: Enquiring minds and all. But no - it'd be bad for business. I'll have to live without knowing.

Candace: "Mr. Friend". LOL Guess you've never just come right out and asked, huh? No, I thought not.

Anonymous: Oh, I don't know. Speaking as a woman, big is far more likely to be a problem than small...

Crayonz: It's really hard to control what zips through your mind. Yeah, I went there - but just for a sec!

3/07/2006 01:53:00 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

I've heard they can tell more by the size of the feet.

3/07/2006 03:40:00 PM  
Blogger Jenorama said...

*Snort* *snort* *snort*

3/07/2006 04:57:00 PM  
Blogger Mary P. said...

Granny: Well, the boy's feet are huge. I thought the feet was only a clue to a grown man's equipment, when you weren't in a position to see the real deal...

Jen: Here's a tissue. Glad you're enjoying yourself.

3/07/2006 06:36:00 PM  
Blogger L. said...

Well, my oldest son was born with a HUUUUGE one, and he sort of grew into it. It`s more in proportion now.

So a wee little wee-wee might grow really big, and vice versa.

3/07/2006 10:17:00 PM  
Blogger kittenpie said...

not only may size as a child not relate to size as an adult, but as I wish people would tell teenage boys, size when, um, at ease is in no way proportional to size when ready for action. So really, his future partners might be just fine, thank you. And his mom too, if it's a hereditary "thing!"

3/07/2006 11:16:00 PM  
Blogger mo-wo said...

maybe this is why p-man says he hopes the nuthatch is another girl??? (but really with a nickname like that, what are the chances?)

3/08/2006 01:36:00 AM  
Blogger Mary P. said...

L: That was a question in my mind, whether this is a life-time matter, or if these things change in proportion over time. Lord knows other body parts do.

Kittenpie: Popular wisdom to the contrary, bigger is NOT better. Sadly for them, teenage boys tend to ascribe to popular wisdom on this.

Sadly, because it's just not true. Certainly when it comes to length, at any rate, tho--and that is all I will say on the subject on this family blog! ;-)

mo-wo: A rather cryptic comment. Since I can't imagine you'd be hinting to the internet that your p-man has endowment issues, I'll assume another girl would allow him to evade the burden of comparison...

3/08/2006 07:16:00 AM  
Blogger Simon Peter said...

Good thing this is a family blog! (cough, splutter! :-)

I think that I'm sorry to be late to this party!

All I'm gonna say is that obviously dad got the job done, so there's more than just dimensions to factor in to the discussion.

3/10/2006 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Mary P. said...

To be sure! Apparently, no matter what dad's endowment, it's all in working order...

3/10/2006 01:40:00 PM  

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