Mia arrived late today. Mia has arrived late every day this week, but today was the latest ever - 9:30. Dad dropped her off in a flurry of apologies and explanations. She's had a cold, and it's making her sleep late, you see. Today she slept past 8:00.
"Luckily," he says, "I have an extraordinarily flexible employer."
I am so professional. I laughed only after he was gone...