Friday, July 28, 2006

THAT'LL learn ya...

Seems this is a Bad, Bad Baby. Or maybe Baby has been on a helluva bender. Is this the morning after the night before for Debauched Baby? Either that, or she's been getting some seriously - seriously! - misdirected potty training.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ © 2006, Mary P


Blogger ieatcrayonz said...

Thank you for the potty training lesson. Man, I was doing it ALL wrong!

Baby bender...that is some good stuff, Mary.

7/28/2006 10:44:00 a.m.  
Blogger Alli said... long as there wasn't anything in the pot already, right?

I like the baby bender idea, myself.

7/28/2006 11:06:00 a.m.  
Blogger kittenpie said...

She's been hitting the bottle hard, that one... heh.

A potty board book we borrowed from the library (known around our house as Potty Girls)has a couple of lines about what you do with potties:
Do you wear potties on your feet?
Can you put them on your head?
Apparently, the answer to that is YES!

7/28/2006 01:36:00 p.m.  
Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

A new yoga program perhaps?

7/28/2006 02:28:00 p.m.  
Blogger Haley said...

Drowned in pee...what a way to go.

7/28/2006 05:16:00 p.m.  
Blogger kimmyk said...

I've had days like that myself. Cept I'm not that bendy.

7/28/2006 07:10:00 p.m.  
Blogger Granny said...

I'm laughing but I can't think of anything else to say.

7/29/2006 12:54:00 a.m.  
Blogger mo-wo said...

Yep that's it dolly.. you are cut off.

7/29/2006 05:17:00 a.m.  
Anonymous kyra said...

so silly!

7/29/2006 09:02:00 p.m.  
Blogger lara said...

is it just me, or is she also topless? that must have been one crazy night she had last night...

7/30/2006 10:09:00 p.m.  
Blogger Mary P. said...

Crayonz: See? You just have to ask the experts - and in this case, who has more experience than the chick with her head in the potty??

Alli: That sucker gets cleaned and disinfected IMMEDIATELY after each and every use, even if I have to duct tape wandering tots to the wall while I do it, because they are just Way.Too.Interested in the potty. Way, way, too interested.

As you see here.

Kittenpie: What can't you do with a potty, is the real question. Not much. Around here, it's used as a stepstool, a repository for Duplo, and now, a dolly dunking station. Oh, and pee, too, sometimes...

M Tina: Urgh. No yoga for me, then, thanks, even if I do have the equipment!

Haley: No pee - NO PEE!!! - in that potty. I am totally anal (as it were) about keeping that potty pristine. The consequences of not doing so are just too, too nasty...

Kimmyk: You and me both, sistah. You and me both.

Granny: I saw it, I took pictures, and Haley laughed. "You're going to BLOG that, aren't you?" She knows.

mo-wo: SO cut off. The girl has no self-respect. It's such a shame.

Kyra: Heeheehee... You find your laughs where you can!

Kari: She is, indeed. And the only reason the little trollop has her drawers on is because they're tattooed to her butt... Shameless, she is.

7/31/2006 07:21:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Jennifer said...

Haha! Just catching up on this one! I'm totally laughing but on the inside I'm also a bit disturbed that she looks an awful lot like someone I know back in her own hay-day. Not me, of course but, er, um, a friend of mine...teehee!

8/01/2006 03:18:00 a.m.  
Blogger julia said...

Dolly: Dooood, I am NEVER partying with Raggedy Ann again. That chick drinks like a fish. And her pal? Dressy Bessie? She looks all prim and proper, but get her likkered up and boy, howdy, is she hot to trot. Uuuuuuurgh. It's going to take me three days to get over this one. Even the stuffing in my stripy stockings hurts. Gaaaaaaaaah. Those babies had better take it easy on me today or I'll be the one puking on them.

8/01/2006 11:53:00 a.m.  

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