Thursday, August 24, 2006

Well, that's a relief!

George and Darcy play hockey. George swings the puck towards Darcy. "We are very old, but we’re not in heaven yet, so we can play hockey." Darcy likes this idea. "Yeah, we’re old." "Does that mean you can’t play hockey in heaven?" I ask, casually. Yes, I am playing with their heads, shit-disturber that I am. Shut it. The boys stop playing, stand upright in consternation. It's a Radical Thought. Heaven without hockey? Impossible! A place without hockey is, by definition, That Other Place. What a conundrum. Is there a solution? Yes! and George knows it. "Oh, yes you can! There’s ice on the clouds!" Phew.
© 2006, Mary P

11 Comments:

Anonymous BeckaJo said...

It's not messing with their heads1 It's 'expanding their brains.' They're developing the skills to solve those problems that strike you at five a.m. after a sleepless night.

8/24/2006 12:26:00 PM  
Blogger homie2 said...

Ice on the clouds, I would not have thought of that...Good one George!!!

8/24/2006 01:52:00 PM  
Blogger LoryKC said...

That George is a smart one! ;)

8/24/2006 02:53:00 PM  
Blogger kittenpie said...

Of course, silly, that's what makes hail and snow!

8/24/2006 05:45:00 PM  
Blogger kimmyk said...

Yeah George!

I like that he thinks like that under pressure.

8/24/2006 09:34:00 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

George is a thinking kid. Good for him.

8/24/2006 11:15:00 PM  
Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

He's absolutely brilliant!

8/25/2006 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Jennifer said...

I'll always want George on my side when I call him to help me answer a tough question on "Who Wants to be A Millionaire?"

Oh, wait, is that show still on?

8/25/2006 02:12:00 AM  
Blogger AverageMom said...

Just the fact that they are thinking about heaven is something!
Don't tell George, but my own personal heaven will not include hockey.

8/25/2006 02:41:00 AM  
Blogger Mary P. said...

Beckajo: Had a lot of those nights, have you? :-)

Homie2: Bet you would have when you were four!

Lorykc, Mamacita Tina: He is. Very.

kittenpie: Well, of course! And it rains because...? Ah! Because on hot days, the ice melts on the way down!

kimmyk: The pressure was on, because otherwise, there'd be no hockey in heaven!!! How AWFUL!!

Granny: He is, indeed. I loved listening to this one, because just about everything that came out of that little mouth was interesting!

Jennifer: He'd be very calm. George doesn't often get flustered - and when he does, it's over completely idiosyncratic things.

(Being under those bright lights and answering questions? No sweat. Discovering that the very yummy meat on your sandwich is not baloney but is in fact ham? BIG problem!)

Average Mom: Heaven is a pretty popular topic at this age. Between four and seven, kids often get very interested in the "big questions". Whether their interest grows or withers away will generally depend on how their parents respond - but the interest seems to be innate.

8/25/2006 08:54:00 AM  
Blogger jw said...

Wow. Hockey in heaven. That is an interesting thought. I gave up hockey in high school when I decided that I would not survive the flagrant checking.

8/25/2006 02:02:00 PM  

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